Cho Seung-Hui was all right, leave the guy alone, man!

Hey Dudes,
long time no talk or something. Hey man, I was away for awhile man. I was in Holland. The Dutch are amazing peeps man. They are cool and easy going man, not like the damn Americans. We had one huge, 3 months long party man. Lots of booze and weed and we had some pretty wild nights, too, if you get man drift. It was awsome, man! Now I am back in California and what do I have to see? More violence, man! I am sick and tired of America. Damn violent fascists, man!

This Cho Seung-Hui fella had his problems, man, but nobody helped him. He was left alone and he did not get help from anybody. See what happens if you don't accept a dude for what he is man? The other students probably beat him up and shit and this is what happens. Plus: Why did he have weapons man? In Holland they don't have guns, they have weed and booze man. They do some good fucking and so some drugs man and then the world is ok again! Only damn fascists need guns!

Anyway, what I was going to say: Fuck the victims, man. They probably deserved it because they treated Cho Seung-Hui like shit man! He had his reasons! I just hope that his family is all right and they they don't have any trouble with damn redneck nazis like this asshole Billy Bob over at ShelleyTheRepublicunt. I don't pray or some shit like this but I'll talk to buddy today that he will protect the family of Cho Seung-Hui, man.

Peace out,
Lance Duval

Oh man.

I've just been too wasted to post anything recently. Being wasted rulez!

Up the freak faction!

Shhhhhh!

Apologies for the silence... but we got to keep this post quiet!

I got evicted from my apartment! Can you believe that? It's a government conspiracy! Why should I pay rent! Stop hassling me Mr Man! Screw you! Property is theft!

Anyways, I've been staying with my folks and they'd kick my butt if they found this blog so I've had to keep things quiet, you know, under wraps. Imagine that my blogs the weed and my folks are the border police.

Capice?

Yo yo yo.

Anyway, I'll be back real soon. They're pleased with me because I got into a collge next year, so they'll be giving me a new pad soon - and paying for it too.

see what I mean? Who needs a job???!!!

And until I get back properly online, remember this: Jah! Jah! Rasta! Fuck the governemtn and fuck the po-lie!

I got flamed

I got flamed on STR.com.

Damn repugs!

Still I don't care. We still won last week!

I've been doing some good work round town too. I made some good money (yo, have at you repugs, we liberals can earn too!) and bought some mad drugs. Me and my friends are going to take them all soon. Wow.

I've been thinking about some more things we need to do when we get into power in jaunary too. We need to put all our troops on trial for war crimes for a start!

What do you think. leave your comments here.

We need to open up people! Opinions! Rights! That's what democracy is all about!

I'm on STR.com

Busting the system from the inside.

Hup! hup! hup!


STR.com

Come on people! Support me there! Show me some love!

I'm already getting attacked by the rethug attack dogs.

Together we can beat them...

Okay, I'll be on there later once I've woken up... it's late here in Californ-IA!

Ok man, lets get to work!

The party is almost over. WE WON! We kicked Republican ass all around America! YES!

Now it's time to get to work.

Points on the agenda are:

1. Gay marriage must be legal and to make up for former discrimination gay marriage must be promoted by the government.
2. Legalize the good stuff: Marihuana and Cocain
3. Stop the war in Iraq and pay huge reparations!
4. Impeach Bush and bring him to The Hague for a war trial!
5. Finally repair all the damaged houses in New Orleans. Built them houses and give them to the people! They deserve it!

This is gonna be a great world, man! Free Love, man!

Rock on, DNC! Rock ON!!!!

Victory!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Al Gore 2008 here we come! Yes! Or maybe Howard Dean. That would be way cool.

Screw you Jesus! Up yours God! Your party is in retreat now and quite right too.

Man I'd like to write more, but my head hurts so much after all the celebrating I been doing that I can barely focus on the screen.

YIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

VOTE! VOTE!

I gotta say it's a good job I finally came down off of my halloween extravaganza and huge drugs binge satanic sex party in time to get out there and vote!

Crikey.

I woke up and thought it was last week... if it wasn't for the fact that I had three days beard grwoth on my face I might not even have checked the date.

ANd it's election day!

Man, I wouldn't miss that for the world. the best chance I've had to say "up yours jesus" and vote Democrat i've had for two eyars.

I ran down the polling station just before and voted. oh boy yes! I hope y'all hae too. And then, as another act of politics I smashed up the SUVs of everyone in the car park ebcause I' figured those would belong to republicunts. Ditto if I saw fish sign on the back of cars, or a cross hanging from the rear view mirror or anything.

Now I got to go and pimp some of my whores so I can get enough money together to buy more drugs to celebrate the oncoming reign of satan when George Bush is given his marching orders from teh White HOuse.

I'd love to write more, but I'm afraid getting high is my priority now.

So Long!

Freaky reggae music!

JAH! WARRIOR! 2006! Election special!

Halloween is coming...

... and so am I (nearly!) at the thought of all the dressing up I'm going to do and the trouble I'm going to cause with the Christians in my neighborhood. If I hadn't got so mashed up on drugs yesterday I'd even be considering burning a coupla' churches down, but I don't know if I got the energy! Anyway, I guess a bit of drugs won't hurt that. And a few cafe frappe lattes!

Let's roll!

Let's roll joints! (Maybe that's what those guys in the plane meant by the way? I know I'd fancy a smoke if I were getting that close to the Pentagon ROTFL!)