Man!

I got so stoned on drugs last night! It's like you just wouldn't believe. Then we all went into the streets and started causing trouble. I smashed up an SUV when I was tripping. I was just staring at the broken glass for hours and all the rainbow colours it made on the street. My buddy Hank the dealer got out his wang and started jerking off right in front of the town hall shouting "fuck the Po-lice". It was totally rad. Then we stole some JD from the liquor store and drank all that watching porn.

Wow! What a night!

And do you know, the system wants to make that kind of thing illegal?!

Why do they persecute me?!