You, know - the other day while I was taking a few hits on the bong, I started thinking about how fucked up the Republicans are... you know they are trying to take away my rights to get stoned. How can that be fair? What else am I going to do while I bitch about how much I hate America?

So there I was in my squat, thinking about how much I hate George W. Bush, when one of my crack ho's comes in and tells me that I'm late for the gay-rights parade.

Hey' it's only 2pm, I'm not getting out of bed this early if the Queen of Queens was personally going to dance for me like what all of the gays always do! Some day soon I'm going to dump that bitch - I've got loads of other girlfriends. I'm a liberal, it's my right to get funky with however many chicks I want!